Battle of the Brainless

I was on my way home, was finally resting my famous ass on a rather unworthy fx seat when amidst the traffic occured this frustrating and yet hilariously brainless conversation from what i can estimate as college students, boyfriend,girlfriend scenario, opposite my direction. And it goes something like this:

GF: Ano nga yung tawag sa card yung ginagamit na pinapasok dun sa machine?
(at this point i already know the answer)
BF: Memory card!
GF: (in a tone which would rather mean he's bf is dumb) sinusuksok sa machine e, memory card! hinde! yung sa machine! alam mo yung credit card?
BF: oo
GF: oh, yung credit card di ba ginagamit pag mamimili ka tapos wala kang cash...yung sinasabi ko parang ganun din pero yun yung ginagamit mo pag sesweldo ka! ano yun?
BF: SSS

You must feel the horror of this scenario for an eves dropper like moi, how i wanted to but in and scream "ATM CARD! ATM CARD! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

The BF then said "eh ewan kung ano yang pinagsasasabi mo"...which ended my torture...or so i thought.

 After a few minutes, BF took out his phone and read a message which i suspect to be one of the scam text messages, to which the  BF said:

BF: Tsk, may ganito nanaman text.. (reading it...) CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON...
GF: (cuts bf) anong WON? WAN!
BF: eh WON nga eh
GF: WAAN... yun yung past tense ng WON!!

Thank goodness for my ipod which i managed to charge the night before, i stucked the speakers in and tried hard to forget what i just heard. How i was trying hard not to let out an insulting laugh... i don't know of frustration and how a dumb pair could possibly be in the same time and space as me. I just wish i won't dream about this.